niiglet:

i skipped that part in puberty where i get pretty and hot

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around 

alineappelsien:

ze is mooi maar voor de rest is ze niet zo veel