We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
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don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via dreamsofalostsoul)




i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do 

boys have to deal with girls on their periods

shove a cactus in your anus buddy

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Why am I so fucking sensitive when it comes to you
- (via iov3)

(via thoughts-youll-never-say)


relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via thoughts-youll-never-say)


Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via thoughts-youll-never-say)

I did not intend to get this drunk
- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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