• me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via glitterndblood)

In the end I want it to be you.
- (via floricawild)

(Source: charlestonstateofmind, via wearitwithlove)

The best revenge is not giving a shit.
- (via innerer-n0rden)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via dreamsofalostsoul)

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

(via 0xxygene)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via thoughts-youll-never-say)

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via sixambootycall)

geluidjes:

Defeater, I Don’t Mind [x]

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via burntbridg3s)